Hey there Mr. Lawliet
you were so wise and so bright
until the day you lost that fight
against that fathead Yagami Light.

Even though backwards his name is gay
He proclaimed "I am God" every day
He killed off the people in his way
until a heart attack left him with nothing to say.

Then there was that bitch Misa with the eyes
who followed his every word though each was a lie
Jumping off a building was how she choose to die
Dead on Valentines day, for his sake, she did die.

Also was Watari, the inventors heart of gold
was stopped by Kira too, in its tracks, cold
You may just say "It's cause he was old"
But the is a lie that you were told

Mr. Mikami is next to be deleted
sakujo-ing his way into being defeated
a knife to the chest and his heart no longer beated
for the mercy of the real God, the last thing he pleaded.

A rosary around the neck of sir Mello
a chocolate loving leather wearing short tempered young fellow
he looks like a girl with his short hair all yellow
His last words to his best friend were definately not hello.

Next is Near that's what N is for
a short albino boy behind a locked door
toys and puzzles and puppets galore
that's how he beat Yagami, by cheating so more

Another note for our dear BB
who strangled, cut and beat just to see
"Let's play a game" He said "Just you and me."
But L sent him away, burned and plagued by insanity

Saving the best for last is Mr. Jeevas, dear Matt
when Mello said sit he was loyal and sat
Fangirls have a question and let us say that:
"WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY'RE SHOOTING AT???"


END...(thank Kami)